8 definitions by 007hippo
The fabled act of scoring with 9 chicks in a single sitting, and satisfying each and everyone. It is rumored that this feat was accomplished by Chuck Norris back in 1982 with 9 college coeds, and more famously by Zeus who slept with 9 females at the same time and created the Atlantic Ocean.
by 007hippo September 24, 2009
The testicle that dangles farther down than the other one. Generally this one is much larger, thicker, and juicier than the other puny nut.
by 007hippo September 25, 2009
The addiction of smelling something really horrible, knowing it smells horrible, and yet continuing to smell it. This also includes sharing the vile smell with other people regardless of their desire to smell it.
by 007hippo October 1, 2009
He almost caught me singing a Miley Cyrus song but luckily I pull a quick song to yawn and he never knew.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009
The universal basis of dick sizes with 6 inches being the median represented by a number 5 on the scale of 1 - 10, 10 being the biggest. The result is stated as a dicktric number. This also converts dick size from the metric system. Ex: median dicktric number of 5 would be 15.2 centimeters.
I thought I had a big penis but the after looking at the dicktric system, I realize that I am pretty undersized.
I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.
I used the dicktric system and found that my dick has a dicktric number of 6. Score.
by 007hippo September 29, 2009
A member of the Decepticons of Transformers who was exiled because kept humping all of the other transformers.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009
When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.
by 007hippo September 30, 2009