A small retirement town, that also includes a SUNY college. Major emphasis is placed on cows, and cow dung, or feces, and its current applications. This rural town is often referred to as the "Black Hole of NY" or "Dark Gapping Anus of NY." Upon entering the outskirts, and making the "Decent of Despair" down the Central Bridge hill, you will fall under the valley's spell of infinite sadness, and dark depressing ways.
I came down the decent of despair, the clouds rolled in, and I knew I was miserable. Welcome to Cobleskill.
by ReDevil March 22, 2011
Somehow, some way, a middle of bum-fuck nowhere agriculture college right next to a heavily trafficked highway. Located about 40 minutes west of Albany, here you can find anything besides attractive girls and good parties. And if you do get lucky and find a cute one, be careful cause she is most likely a crazy crackhead horsegirl. This college known for its unnatural coldness, shitty sports teams, it’s 30% graduation rate, and the smell of cow shit all year round that somehow gets worse during the winter months.
I attended SUNY Cobleskill a few years back and I swear and can still smell the cow shit in my sleep.
by i_dont_know_ December 14, 2018
A New York State University set in the beautiful hills of Cobleskill, NY. At first glance it looks like a redneck community, but wait until school comes into session. We have just as many drug dealers and stabbings as you more urban universities. The university will never be known for partying, only fat girls in tight shirts, line dancing and freezing cold winters. The only sensable group is contained a few miles off campus, the soccer house.
SUNY Cobleskill is a backwoods university where men are men and sheep are nervous, lacking enough booze to get Ron White a little drunk, known for its only profitable business, Tractor Supply Co.
by VanDamin July 12, 2006