A New York
set in the beautiful
hills of Cobleskill, NY. At first glance it looks like a redneck community
, but wait until school comes into session
. We have just as many drug dealers and stabbings as you more urban universities. The university
will never be known for partying, only fat girls in tight shirts, line dancing
and freezing cold winters. The only sensable group is contained a few miles off campus, the soccer house.
SUNY Cobleskill is a backwoods university
where men are men and sheep are nervous
, lacking enough booze to get Ron White
a little drunk, known for its only profitable business, Tractor Supply Co.