From the grunge speak hoax printed in the NY times. They asked an employee of Sub-Pop records if there was any grunge slang in Seattle, she made some up, and they printed it, thinking it was real.
That editor from the New York Times is a cob nobbler.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'