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dick cob 

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.
She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob
dick cob by Derpflapper July 17, 2017
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Someone from the Leicester, derby. Nottingham than area who aggressively tries to convince people that they should call a bread roll/barm/batch/barm cake/bap etc a cob even though that makes no sense.
Stick your barm up your arse you cobdick
Cobdick by Evlsamo September 14, 2018