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Ryan Casteritis 

Being a huge faggot with no friends, usually is accompanied with a small penis.
Damn, that mo-fo got Ryan Casteritis, cause he gots dat small dick an shit.
Ryan Casteritis by Ryan Brower December 7, 2006

Castenitis 

A disease that transforms you into a North American Yeti. A North American Yeti is a harry all over except for the head, which is bald. They live in North America (duh!) and really like the Chicago Bears. They also argue a lot, and are ill tempered. They have bad manners, and will closeline you as well if they get angry, using their over developed forearms.
"Damn, I got Castenitis, there goes my social lfe"

"Call National Geographic, I found someone with Castenitis"
Castenitis by Davo A. February 8, 2007

Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.
"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".
Chesteritis by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026