The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.
I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!
by wopdonk April 26, 2008
Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.
by HM2013 June 2, 2020
by John Katards May 20, 2009
The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.
by Psycholi February 20, 2023
The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
by Zarathud December 9, 2010
The embodiment of Jesus Christ, he can make content so good only rivalled by Ltn and also he follows the great dylmixOnYT so I am definitely not biased
by DylmixOnYT November 22, 2020
Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!
by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014