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clown juice 

Slang for cum. Made a term by ayydubs in episode 16 of the revealing your secrets podcast.
"Yeah last night, my clown juice got everywhere."
clown juice by clown juice haver October 7, 2022

clown juice 

A lousy, girly, or otherwise ridiculous drink ordered at a bar by a heterosexual male.
Jesus christ you homo, if you order another round of that clown juice for the table I'm going to break your face.
clown juice by Evan W. July 7, 2005

Clown Juice 

A metaphorical substance that when ingested makes an individual, a group, a piece of media, etc ironically funny - especially when their intent was to be serious.

This substance can also be produced by exceedingly funny material, and can be pictured as excreting or discharging from said material.
Jim -in an unironic video essay: you see leafs being green and not red is the very reason we need to have poor people.
Jill -to her friends: Holy shit, that man is dripping with clown juice.
Clown Juice by Fox the Thinker August 11, 2023

clowne juice

a person who has the potential of being a clown, or is such a clown that its like juice is comin outta him...
mike, yer such a clowne juice
clowne juice by petar d. May 14, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026