Clothes

The most useless invention in the history of mankind, in fact we'd all benefit from not wearing clothes.

Man: Yo man clothes are useless!

Woman: I already took mine off!

by Dead Woman Walking October 29, 2008

Clothes

What you use to cover your butt.

EWWWWW YOUR NAKED PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES

by Snap Cracker Doodle May 18, 2020

clotheds

The opposite of nudes.

Rick: Yo dude, did you see Alice's clotheds?
Steve: What? I got nudes.. Tough luck man.

by MRSLADYMISSY March 13, 2018

clothes

exessive weight worn on the body.

I don't wanna wear clothes. Its too much to carry.

by ive been jammin @ UD.com May 29, 2008

clothes

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

by Gemini18 December 28, 2007

clothes

piece of fabric which traveled longer distances than you in your entire life

My clothes were made in Indonesia. They already traveled the world.

by sheeeeeeeesh April 14, 2019

clothes

cloth put on one's body only when necissary

driving on the road is optional, like pants

by slab October 19, 2004