clitourist

A man who won't stop and ask for
directions in bed.

"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

by CrAzYgIdEoN May 20, 2003

clitourist

The gay girl version of a cocktease

"Fanny is such a clitourist"

by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens February 1, 2004

Clitourist

A woman who has visited the island of Lesbos but has not become a permanent resident.

I saw your ex holding hands with a guy on Buchanan Street the other day. I thought she was gay now, but she must have been a clitourist.

by Duncan Credible October 1, 2010

Clitourist

A man who cannot find the clitorus without directions.

"Johnny is not good at fingering he couldn't find my clitorus , he's a clitourist!"

by Emmamaamnsnhdhzhn December 27, 2014