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A drink so girly, it might as well make you a woman.
Dude, we're all drinking beer and you're sitting here with a clitini.
Clitini by cornodog September 4, 2011
The clitini was a unique and sexy take on the traditional bikini which had a top to cover the breasts like a traditional bikini, but the bottom part that covers the vagina was made into a tiny triangle, just big enough to cover a ladies clitoris, hence the name clitini.
The clitini was invented by the founder of the hardcore adult magazine Private, Berth Milton Snr. Although the invention never went into commercial production, prototype versions were worn by models who were photographed by Milton for the magazine
clitini by vodkadoll January 15, 2011

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.
My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”
Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.
Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.
clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

clittini 

1.One drinks the ejaculatory fluids from a female orgasm while giving her oral sex.
clittini by RB Kitaj February 16, 2005

clitigious 

prone to engage in activity that involves the clitorous.
That Lisa? She's a bit clitigious, if you ask me.
clitigious by Scott Millen April 16, 2004
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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