The reproductive organ of a female platypus; usually one of the highest forms of an insult
*Does something stupid in public*
-Hey, look at that clemen over there
by Squiggly Squirel April 3, 2016
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Female ejaculate. A combination of clam and semen. To have been ejaculated on is to have been cleamed.
"That squirter shot clemen at least ten feet through the air!"
"I was eating her out and she cleamed all over my face."
by Harper1652 July 11, 2008
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Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens
Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.
by zeus111 February 27, 2008
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A clementine that has been inserted into a woman's vagina, partially juiced by a penis, hand, or vibrator, and soaked in female, and possibly male, cum.
That was great honey. Now that you're done, how about eating the clemen out of my vagina?
by Dr. End August 7, 2009
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Clevage that has been covered in semen
After being titty fucked she was covered in clemen
by buenjamon March 17, 2007
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An adolescent male's anus. Often, but not always, pertaining to the anus of an altar boy.
"Father Joseph could barely control his insatiable appetite for some youthful clemen."

"I flipped the lad on his head and ate some fresh fruit out of his clemen."
by Priestess69 April 14, 2010
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