The new British five pound notes that are fly as fuck. Churchill is on those bad boys, hence Churchies. "We shall fight on the beaches", because we literally do not give a fuck.
"Mate, roll us a churchie, gonna bash these lines"
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a rather small, hairy animal, not too disimilar to a shaved ewok. A lazy creature, it travels large distances by fast vehicles. When nearby, be careful of your approach - conversations can end up being one-sided, and lead surrounding people to be quickly berated and put in their place. A comical creature, it has been known to come up with several interesting phrases - diddle the nubbin this cunt - among others.

known associates have been wendtabone and roh
you're such a cunt churchy!
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A virgin who goes to church and does anything in the name of abstinence (i.e canoeing for abstinence, hiking for abstinence, running for abstinence ...)
Kelsey: Luke won't come to the party because he is a churchy virgin
Lesley: Lame.
Luke: PARTY FOR ABSTINENCE!
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description of someone who overly obsessed with god, church or religion and will not do anything "unholy"
Breanna is a super churchy
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1. a person or thing with hippie or tree-hugging tendencies; someone stuck in the 60s and/or 70s, usually a stoner or former stoner

2. a person who is totally into the 'green earth' movement that recycles, buys organic foods, and picks up others' trash
Did you see all the peeps at the music festival? They were all earthy churchy and shit.
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The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms.. you’re welcome!
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The art of bashing one’s bishop whilst using one’s knuckles as a clitoral stimulation.
He administered the Churchy-B 5 Knuckle Shuffle, and what followed is what can only be described as a monstrous frenzy of bum twitching orgasms. You’re welcome!
by Murphy the Minge Ninja January 26, 2022
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