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ChuckHurst

a verb used to describe an action taken by someone who fucks up and blames it on someone else. Can also be used as a noun
Bossman: Gary, you screwed up the Goldstein account! I found the paperwork on your desk!
Gary: Why am I getting in trouble? Goldstein isn't my account
Bossman: Charles told me he gave it to you last week. Gary, You're fired!!!
Gary: Charles did a ChuckHurst on me, didn't he? Goddamn it!
ChuckHurst: Another notch in my belt! Teehee!!
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Alaskan Spear-Chucker 

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Alaskan Spear-Chucker by Uthorr February 11, 2013

mulch chucker 

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.
Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"
mulch chucker by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

Chucklehorse 

1)A person who makes corny jokes while proceeding to follow these bad jokes with a dumbass guffaw. People tend to want to avoid them in social situations

2) A person who substitute's cultural references or television quotes for actual jokes following his joke with a dumbass guffaw

3) Anyone who makes a "that's what she said" or a "in your pants" joke outside of the eighth grade and still expects everyone to laugh a mind splintering dumbass guffaw.
example one: for definition two:
"Jesus, Brayden's made that Family Guy joke for like the eighth time tonight, I think he might have a drinking problem, that Chucklehorse."

example two for definition three.
Samara felt shame in her very being when she realized people only sorta chuckled at her "that's what she said" joke. Samara attempted to make eye contact with her circle of friends but found that none of them would comply and meet her needy stare.It was then that Samara knew she was a chucklehorse, a dirty stinking chucklehorse.
Chucklehorse by Jan Smith July 9, 2010

fucked and chucked 

In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.


Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.
fucked and chucked by 313vagina February 22, 2009
A really bad basketball player.
Also, just a plain old idiot, any one who just throws anything in the air and hopes it makes a goal.

Origin is George Castanza of Sienfeld.
He is the original chucker
Jason is a real chucker, he just makes shit up and hopes we all believe it.
chucker by jdg January 7, 2004

Purple Headed Custard Chucker 

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face