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14 definitions by 313vagina

 
1.
The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.
by 313vagina February 22, 2009
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2.
The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.
Chantelle is queen of the puke 'n go.
by 313vagina March 07, 2009
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3.
In the event of a one night stand, where one is abruptly left directly after the act of sexual intercourse.


Jess: I was fucked and chucked last night.
Leah: Shit.
by 313vagina February 22, 2009
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4.
A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.
Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.
by 313vagina March 01, 2009
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5.
The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.
by 313vagina March 08, 2009
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6.
The female equivalent of getting sacked, characterized by a strong blow of the fist to the vaginal region.
Amanda accidentally mitt socked Jess in a drunken fit on a hotel bed in Cuba.
by 313vagina February 23, 2009
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7.
An advanced form of the "spicey edit", the rough draft is a completely fabricated story made up to stir up some drama and entertain its audience.

Person 1: This morning, Lisa told me she was up all night because you were making such a racket upstairs.

Person 2: What! That is such a rough draft! I wasn't even home last night!
by 313vagina March 04, 2009
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