Chrondula 

Slang for cannabis. Used in situations when one or more aspects of a person's normal functioning is impaired from cannabis use or method of use (ie. smoking, vaporizing etc.)

vegeta: (out of breath) geez . I can't run!! I have zero amounts of cardio.
kyle: it must be Chrondula...
vegeta: you're probly right.

Chrondula by Sharlez May 16, 2011

Crondala 

a word invented by Tad from Little Rock, AR to describe a state or outcry of happiness or euphoria.

can also be used in many other situations

Rhymes with: Gondola

After someone says something good, like "We're out of school"
in response:
"CRONDALA!!!!"

Crondala by Tad Alford February 3, 2007

chronoclasm 

1. The temporarily frazzled mental state resulting from the discovery that the actual time or date varies greatly from what you thought it was.

2. A song by Rhythm Invention

Mark: "I'm so happy that it's Friday!"
Jim: "Uhh... Mark... it's Tuesday"
Mark: "Wait... what?!"
Jim: "Having a bit of Chronoclasm there?"

chronoclasm by Linguistic Mystic January 4, 2009

carontulander 

n. (kuh-RON-chu-land-er)
1. a person who acts opposite of the way others want or expect.
2. a person whose actions compromise others' abilities/interests when they are trying to carry out an activity.

Usually the person in question will be a defector from a larger group and will make a decision that detracts from the fun of the rest of the group.

Montangelo didn't come with us to mess with foreigners because he's being a carontulander right now.

carontulander by BaloolaB July 24, 2010

chromulant 

valid, obviously correct, suitable.

i don't know what you're talking about, it's a perfectly chromulant word.

chromulant by the party mushroom May 19, 2004

Chronoslaughter 

A violent waste of time. Extreme waste of time. Failing to keep track of time. The destruction of usefulness by inaction. The cessation of time or of conceptual of time. The removal of all notion or sense of time. Negligence of time. Defiance of the principal of time.
(See also chronocide)

I spent HOURS on the interweb today, but didn't get a thing done. Complete chronoslaughter!

Chronoslaughter by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Chrondalisa Rice 

A euphemism for extremely potent, crystal-laden marijuana.

Its political roots are meaningless.

Damn! That Chrondalisa Rice has got me all fuckered up!!

Chrondalisa Rice by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009