Christy Ring 

Legendary Irish hurler. One of few good things to come out of Cork.

The butthole.

"And it's Christy Ring with the ball, he let's fly with the hurl and ooooooohhhh... it flys, 90 miles an hour and the full back takes it right up the Christy Ring. That's gotta hurt."

Christy Ring by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008

Christying 

An act of publicly declaring that one is depressed or tired, out of sheer boredom, then manically laughing and running off shortly after.

"I know she's christying me. She just told me that she was depressed, now she's talking happily about narwhals."

"He is being sooo christyful. I know he'll declare himself to be the Duchess of Urine tomorrow!"

Christying by Jeffrina Wonk November 25, 2013

Midnight Christyning 

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

Midnight Christyning by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012