1. December 25.
2. Day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, although most scholars today generally agree that Jesus was not born on December 25, was not born in the year 0, and was not the son of God.
3. A season extending from Halloween through the end of the calendar year in which society pressures us to spend a good deal of our time and income in order to buy gifts for others which in 4 out of 5 cases will be returned or never used.
4. A miserable time of year when we are reminded of how unsatisyfing our lives are.
In Hell, it is Christmas every day.
by Anastasia Suckemsilly December 23, 2003
The time of year when you are forced to spend time with family you hate.
But I dont wanna go!
by Rhiannon November 28, 2003
For all the nazi christians to waste money and my time. It has no real meaning except to compete with the jews. By the way if ya don't know jesus was a jew so the son of god is jewish just pointing that out. All u chritsians should stop woreshiping a Jew and start woreshiping me.
"I love christmas, lets kill more jews" - Adolf Hitler
by Fucku i am a super Jew December 22, 2008
The birthdate of Jesus christ, our savior. We celebrate by giving presents to friends and loved ones. Good will and love is spread by all, and by the way, I am 100% american! Bite me croat. and.... croatians suck ass.
Jesus christ was born in a manger to the virgin mary.
by proudamerican January 15, 2005
A Jew's wet dream.
good Christian child: oh, boy! I got an Xbox 360, kinect AND a playstation 3 for Christmas! how was Hanukkah Ben?

that one Jewish friend that never pays you back: I got a nice pair of wool docks... and a sweater...

good Christian child: You should convert to our commercialized Christianity.
by flomause December 24, 2010
An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
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