5 definitions by mattyatty

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A christian festival held on the 25th of december that most non christians use as an excuse to get presents.
presents around the christmas tree...
by mattyatty July 04, 2005
a very funny joke:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this Will
make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a Deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
Kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
by mattyatty July 05, 2005
Japanese literaly meaning: Even monkeys fall from trees. it is a well known japanese proverb.
person 1: random japanese speach

person 2: Saru mo ki kara ochiru!!!
by mattyatty July 05, 2005
stands for: go fuck urself (yourself)
person 1: i won the lottery!
person 2: gfu
by mattyatty July 05, 2005
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