christmas

Proof that we live in a major consumer culture.
Christmas is when we would rather buy something for someone than actually say 'thanks for being my friend'
by anti-consumer-culture December 26, 2005
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christmas

A time of increased consumer spending.
"We've got everything you need for Christmas"

"Give her that perfect gift for Christmas"
by bvuidseb December 28, 2003
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christmas

The only holiday where you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks.
by Jordan<3 August 14, 2006
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christmas

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 17, 2004
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christmas

A christian festival held on the 25th of december that most non christians use as an excuse to get presents.
by mattyatty July 04, 2005
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christmas

A day that somehow went from the birth of christ to a day where a fat man in a red suit goes down your chimmney and leaves things under a tree that you have for some reason placed in your house. If you are good you get a gift, and if your 'naughty' you get a lump of coal, which really is a fire hazard come to think of it. Also a day where children throw tantrums because they did not recieve the pony they just HAD to have.
Little Becky didn't get her pony from the fat man in the red suit on christmas, so she vowed to make sure there was a big fire in the fireplace next year.
by LeDuh November 01, 2006
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christmas

An atheist's #1 excuse for gifts, followed by their birthday.
Atheist: I'm so glad it's Christmas!
Person: I thought you were atheist.
Atheist: So?
by abc1840 May 07, 2008
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