1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration
1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.
by Samhain69 November 9, 2008
An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".
"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.
After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.
After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion
Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over
by Super jo jo and friends July 21, 2016
A statement that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably a blasphemy as well. Also used fervently by the character Tony Soprano on the Sopranos.
by NightStalker935 December 20, 2017
jesus fucking christ man, i aint seen you since that shit went down with that cocksucker pontius pilate
by ray March 25, 2005
by kariusvega April 19, 2018
"Christ on a fucking bike."
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)
"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
(Accompanied with pen being physically hurled across the desk)
"This idiot's complaining the report's 'different from' the last time they ran it. What do they do when they get a bank statement? Ring up Barclays' and say 'this statement's different from the one you sent me last June?"
by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003