ray's definitions

Salam

Exactly as the guy below me said
Ne1 who thinks its an insult is an ignorrant racist bastard

Salam ailakeoum
Wa alikeom al salam

by ray April 4, 2004

bangin on juices

fucking on a girls period

1.martell be bangin kami on the juices

by ray April 22, 2004

mtv

i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"

mtv get off the air

by ray October 13, 2003

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Jello Biafra

Groww more pot!

jello biafra is the shit

by ray October 13, 2003

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003