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Salam

Exactly as the guy below me said
Ne1 who thinks its an insult is an ignorrant racist bastard
Salam ailakeoum
Wa alikeom al salam
by ray April 4, 2004
mugGet the Salammug.

bangin on juices

1.martell be bangin kami on the juices
by ray April 22, 2004
mugGet the bangin on juicesmug.

mtv

i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"
by ray October 13, 2003
mugGet the mtvmug.

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper
i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass
by ray May 29, 2004
mugGet the phantom shitmug.

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.
Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.
by Ray June 11, 2004
mugGet the Pudge Packingmug.

Jello Biafra

Groww more pot!
by ray October 13, 2003
mugGet the Jello Biaframug.

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship
by Ray October 22, 2003
mugGet the girlfriendmug.

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