9 definitions by kariusvega

incognitho

When one female is out messing about in a disguise of sorts to avoid being recognized.

"Girl.. It's good, we'll go incognitho."

"I barely recognized her in that pink wig with all of the make up. Best public hook up yet! She was totally incognitho!"

by kariusvega October 30, 2011

Giant General Sherman Sequoia

The long, tall, relatively giant, male sex organ with a length proper for dime piece and 5 star trick. Many lesser ho will experience ejaculation to merely a branch of the Giant General Sherman Sequoia.

"I've got a Giant General Sherman Sequoia, myself, it's a mouthful."

by kariusvega November 1, 2011

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

Jesus Fucking Christ

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!

by kariusvega April 19, 2018

Hamberg

Going Titanically Hard As a Mother ***er. Putting the ice berg into the hamanity of going ham, and the icicle into Ralphie's eye, after he went hamberg with a Red Ryder BB Gun.

Crewman: "There's no way we'll dodge it!"
Captain: "Hambergin' it."

"Goin' hamberg in the rental!"

"I will drop kick this Hamberg"

by kariusvega December 6, 2011

Maskturbator

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

by kariusvega December 14, 2020

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome

The inability to enjoy a particular persons creative expression due to personal associations or personal feelings of superiority to or of the known party.

Amazed fan of a popular artist "Dat beat doe.." -proper appreciation of selected work
Personal friend of the very same artist "Simple ass nigga.." - Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome in full effect

by kariusvega November 3, 2014