Definitions by kariusvega

Maskturbator 

Someone who is driven to enforce masks and mask politics.

She was maskturbating all over the place again.

I saw her on Facebook again complaining about masks. What a maskturbator.

Maskturbator by kariusvega December 14, 2020

Jesus Fucking Christ 

When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!

Jesus Fucking Christ by kariusvega May 28, 2018

Swagnatius

The combination of Swag and Saint Ignatius, a martyr, meaning "A swag you would die for."

"Giuseppe, Gucci, Balmain, Cazal, and Givenchy?? .. Swagnatius"

"Swagnatius, this nigga is legendary"

Swagnatius by kariusvega May 21, 2017

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome 

The inability to enjoy a particular persons creative expression due to personal associations or personal feelings of superiority to or of the known party.

Amazed fan of a popular artist "Dat beat doe.." -proper appreciation of selected work
Personal friend of the very same artist "Simple ass nigga.." - Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome in full effect

Simple Ass Nigga Syndrome by kariusvega November 3, 2014

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

Scenic Pooping by kariusvega August 6, 2012

Hamberg

Going Titanically Hard As a Mother ***er. Putting the ice berg into the hamanity of going ham, and the icicle into Ralphie's eye, after he went hamberg with a Red Ryder BB Gun.

Crewman: "There's no way we'll dodge it!"
Captain: "Hambergin' it."

"Goin' hamberg in the rental!"

"I will drop kick this Hamberg"

Hamberg by kariusvega December 5, 2011

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

Masturbatory Long Shower by kariusvega November 15, 2011