A term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, "Jesus Christ!" doesn't do it justice.
Imagery: Jesus Christ, impaled by a Hot Dog on a Stick (tm), aka a corn dog.
The most common image is one of Jesus Christ with a corn dog inserted into his rectum, though different examples of various Orifices of Christ can be found with a simple search on the World Wide Web.
(This definition is not endorsed by the company, Hot Dog on a Stick. However, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
Kid: "Dad, I'm in jail for stealing the neighbor's car, crashing it into a Walmart, then putting my dick into the tailpipe while the engine was still running."
Dad: "Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick!!! Rot in prison, you sick little fuck. You're disowned."
Used as an exclamation when somethingcrazy happens
This is one of my many catch phrases (Funzzzies DasFez)
See a car crash CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK (use curse words appropriately)
Get a D on a test you studied for CHRIST ON A POGO STICK
see some fucked up shit on reddit fifty fifty Christ on a pogo stick
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'