Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

Chrissed

To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.

Dude, I totally Chrissed that bitch.

by Raymone April 1, 2008

chriss

An amazing guy who is blessed with the talent of being able to make people smile and laugh. He is always able make you feel relaxed. Chriss has an amzing ass and a gorgeuos body and is by far the most amazing guy that there ever was, is, or will be.
If you know a chriss then you are extremely lucky.

damn,

i wish i was like chriss

by Bexibooxx April 14, 2010

Chrisse

a person who is going to grow up and take over the world. A serious asshole if you mess with her, but kind at the same time. Has super vampire powers, and loves everyone. She is as awesome as hell.

chrisse is awesome
chrisse is the bomb

by 122183579326 March 8, 2011

chrissing

the act of being away on AIM without an away message.

person1: hey
person 2: hey
person 1: sup
-10 hours later-
person 2: sup
person1: OMFG! dont go chrissin on me!

by little kid November 22, 2004

chriss

Cool, awesome, ideal, PHAT, or otherwise preferred.

"I would divorce my parents because that would be chriss, because then I could stay out all night and that would be chriss"

by High school high February 19, 2008

chriss

Taking a piss that takes less than five seconds, or a very short amount of time

"Hey guys I'll be right back I gotta go take a chriss."

by duckyy.13 July 20, 2014