Adj.
That which is suitable for royalty or someone deserving of a crown. Something highly desirable, of quality or of fine origin. Typically, anything that is the shit, the bomb, killer, dope, etc.
I converted my Benz to bio and got a new sound system -- now my shit is crowny!
That local family farm is so awesome! Their goat cheese is the crowny organies!
Question:What's this shit like?
Answer: It's crowny, son.
Only a sad and lonely folk’s misanthropic hoax. An assembly line of near-rhymes. A combustion engine of fear and dissension. Fueled by anger and hate, and rage and disdain, and any other definition of the word.
Welcome.
Chonny Jash: ALL IS TALLY. ALL IS HALL. THE DAY WE FORGET. IS THE DAY WE FALL. TIME WILL NEVER DULL OUR CALL. WELCOME TO TALLY HALL.
In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".