a Chode would be more easily defined as Beto (:
Ummmm.... Nawwww (: Chode! (:
When the width of a penis
exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman
sexually or aesthetically.
Some people famous for having chodes:
, Arnold Schwarzenegger
, Kanye West
, Adam Sandler
, Miley Cyrus
"Chodey" Cheney, Fred
, Ray William Johnson
who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person.
also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice
that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt
A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall
His chode was to small for the condem
An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.
Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?
1. A penis which is thicker than it is long
2, The area between your ball sack and your anus
1. LoL you got a chode
2.My chode is itchy
A person who believes that a gouch or taint is called a chode and fails to realize a chode is a short fat cock
Thats dude thinks a chode is a taint
haha what a chode