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A word used to describe someone who's a dick.
referenced in the Harold & Kumar Christmas movie

The actual meaning of the word is up for argument but is often used to describe the penis; much like the word cock, wanker, worm, wire, shaft, dick, horn of plenty and so on.
"Why are you going to this guy's place anyway; I thought you said he was a fucking chode?!
by thedude1963 April 20, 2013
"He is worse than a beta male, he's the guy who calls you out in front of a girl for your alpha/un politically correct behavior so he can look better than you. He's afraid to be a man so he acts like a self righteous little bitch every chance he gets, especially around women so he can feel good about himself and others may validate how proper and righteous he really is as he thinks this will win the affection of the ladies and admiration of his chosen peers"
"Dude, stop being such a fkn chode and sack tha fuck up, she likes it when I tease her about wanting my cock, ffs
by PUA terms January 14, 2012
A big, fat joint. Also known as a Chodestick.
"Bro. I got a bag of Chode so stanky it sings"
by Krusty_the_Klown December 27, 2011
1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.

2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".

Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.

Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"

Workers: "great. How was yours?"

Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)

Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
by Jag Panzer November 23, 2011
past tense of chide
When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.
by doboy11 November 08, 2011
a Chode would be more easily defined as Beto (:
Ummmm.... Nawwww (: Chode! (:
by senterdebero01 October 25, 2011
Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis
You Have a Chode!
by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w June 09, 2011