A penis that is wider then it is long
"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"
by julescd August 20, 2014
Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
by ADEEZY February 18, 2014
A stumpy dick doorknob
I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size
by bsbl4ebff January 05, 2014
A short-form used commonly in place of its root word "choda" to describe the area between a male's anus and scrotum.
The female escort spend a considerable amount of time licking the man's chode and balls before progressing to his penis. choda, grundle, perineum
by Nodatam October 18, 2011
Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.
Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode
by chocolate hotdog MKAY May 22, 2011
A penis with a large girth- ie: it is fat.
Oh my word did you see that chode when that dude got out the shower?
by DJMitchMD January 09, 2011
A small and fat penis.
Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.
by Mizukage Joe October 03, 2009
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