a short fat dick
You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode
by G-g-g-g rizzle June 10, 2009
A penis thats fatter than it is long.
Hey is that a pork pie attatched to that mans crotch?

Oh, no its just a chode.
by Geddessss March 16, 2009
A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
by The real pìmp January 10, 2014
A small and fat penis.
Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.
by Mizukage Joe October 03, 2009
A very short and very fat penis.
Deno has a chode!!
by jawsworth August 20, 2009
a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.
guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!
by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009
when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode
#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
by Not Conner Runyon September 08, 2008

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