The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
A word used to define a penis wider than it is long.
My ex boyfriend Josh from Hull, had a chode.
by dr4g0nsl4y3r666 September 06, 2008
a fat, short ,stubby penis
she said he has a chode in them jeans
by clit master July 10, 2008
a chode is when a guys dick has a larger width than the actual length of the dick!
While the girl was giving her man a blowjob her mouth could not fit around the penis because the guy hass a chode!
by BELLAHOE May 17, 2008
A chubby fat small dick.
Asian,Black,Jake,A gay guy,(Chode)
by ghostkiller69 October 09, 2014
A semi flaccid penis
But I only have a chode
by Rrrr June 27, 2014
A short fat dick.
Girl 1: He's so hot
Girl 2: Too bad he has a chode
Girl 1: Omg ew
by MiaCocoRocho July 11, 2013
Leonard Vito Mecca- has the biggest chode in the world!
chode choper
by Chode man 345 April 23, 2013

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