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Chode(noun)

Pronounciation /chhoooooaaaaaddddd/

A dick which is wider than it is lengthly. Can also be refered to as : The Easy Button, Fat man's Dick, Little Fireman, The Growing Mushroom, and "The Fat Dick". Most people mistake this word, for "choad" which is the scrotum, beneath the testes. See choad
Gossiper- Hey, did you hear? Eric Cartman has a chode!

South Park watcher- Dude... Everyone ln that show has a chode... l think Terrance and Philip have rectangular chodes...

Gossiper- This is totally worth posting on Perez Hilton's Blog.
by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009
 
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A penis that is wider than longer
You have a chode
by Master of Chodes June 05, 2014
 
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Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
by ADEEZY February 18, 2014
 
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a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.
by will purtill November 11, 2013
 
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A penis that is has a greater circumference than length.

Can also be used as a general insult. similar to douche.

It is NOT the area between the butthole and ball sack.
"His girlfriend complained of his awkward chode."

"Misty is such a chode."
by Payal's Dick April 19, 2013
 
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A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
by The real pìmp January 10, 2014
 
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A stumpy dick doorknob
I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size
by bsbl4ebff January 05, 2014