A penis that is has a greater circumference than length.
Can also be used as a general insult. similar to douche.
It is NOT the area between the butthole and ball sack.
"His girlfriend complained of his awkward chode."
"Misty is such a chode."
Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.
Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.
2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.
3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
A big, fat joint. Also known as a Chodestick.
"Bro. I got a bag of Chode so stanky it sings"
1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag
but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool
Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
past tense of chide
When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.
A short-form used commonly in place of its root word "choda" to describe the area between a male's anus and scrotum.
The female escort spend a considerable amount of time licking the man's chode and balls before progressing to his penis. choda