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Chinese Monster 

A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"

(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
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