Top Definition
A lunar festival when cash-strapped Chinese wished it only came once every century: married persons must give "hong baos"—red packets containing money—to relatives and friends.
To avoid going broke, more older folks are taking a short holiday during the Chinese New Year—away from those superstitious rituals, which only make life more stressful.
by MathPlus July 11, 2016
When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 16, 2011
when somone wrap your genitals in fireworks and light them. On behalf of kevin pereira of AOTS.
Dave: Yo did you hear about Marc?
Jessica: No, what happened.
Dave: He had a Chinese New Year and he almost died
by nerdymatt98 June 16, 2011
When a man wraps his genitals in fireworks, then lights them.
For the 4th of July, we had our friend show us a Chinese New Year, best fireworks ever.
by AOTSFollower June 16, 2011
The act of wrapping fireworks around your penis and lighting them off.
In Jackass, Johnny Knoxville decided to do a Chinese Newyear.
by James Whithazee June 16, 2011
Trick of wrapping your genitals around a firework as noted by Attack of the show's Kevin Pereira.
That guy with no balls did the Chinese New Year!
by Axel Dread June 18, 2011
when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
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