Chetting

To lie about your knowledgeable on a subject.

He only read the headline, he's just chetting about reading that article.

by Pheobesanatomy February 1, 2022

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

chet shot

When you take a second shot in disc golf ( usually out of frustration and not a mulligan)

Look Out! CHET SHOT!

by Spudunkist September 9, 2019

tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).

Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.

by McKherj October 5, 2022

Tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poop (human or otherwise).

Our house was defiled by a mysterious, and clearly fiber-rich regular, stranger wielding a tre-poo-chet.

by McKherj October 7, 2022

Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.

Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.

by D Carver April 28, 2013

what the chets

Its when you want to say the F word but your not tryna get in trouble

Your mom is telling you some shocking news and you reply what the chets

by MODADDY May 3, 2023