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8.
A person who uses cheezy phrases.
These phrases are often followed by the cheezeball's uncontrollable laughter at their own jokes, so the people who hear the joke start to laugh too - just because it's so cheezy. Used in a cute but condescending way.

Typical cheezeballs: Parents, Teachers, Dorky friends
Typical cheezeball phrases:
Parent talking to daughter: "Honey, if you like Fall Out Boy, you must be a Fall Out Girl!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Teacher talking to students: "To get a line perpendicular to this one, what do you have to do to the slope? Do what Missy Elliot does! Flip it and reverse it!" *uncontrollable laughter*
Dorky friend talking to other friend: "Man, that guy's hot like... like... like an oven!" *laughter and slight awkwardness*
My friend is such a cheeseball. If only he'd get some quality jokes.
by thornrozes January 29, 2006
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9.
In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)
I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.
by Icelandair January 12, 2008
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10.
A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.
Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.
by romanesco September 06, 2010
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11.
an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.
...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d
by joesgarbage January 05, 2004
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12.
An expletive, expression of shock or dismay. Most often used to replace gosh.
Cheeseballs! That car almost totally sideswiped me!

Cheeseballs, guys, why do I always have to be the responsible one?

Aw, cheeseballs.
by samuels May 22, 2005
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13.
A ball of cheese.
Man, cheeseballs are freakin' awesome!
by Zach G. October 27, 2003
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14.
A person acting totally retarded, goofy, silly, or other wise stupid.
Those kids are acting like cheeseballs!

You're such a freakin' cheeseball man!
by DNC123 February 03, 2010
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