Check Vanilla

A code word to alert others of the entrance of an attractive woman into the room.
Used commonly in some Boston Ice cream shops.
Mostly used by employees and frequent customers.

(Smoking hot girl walks in)
Hey Murphy, check vanilla.

Check Vanilla by Kevin- Walsh September 22, 2007

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vanilla white chick (VWC)

Basic caucasian female. Average or below average intelligence. Fairly sweet, not terribly interesting, just kind of exists, blending in and waiting to be picked up like plain yogurt on a supermarket shelf. Bland, doesn't offend anyone but doesn't exactly inspire any biographies either.

When you think of an adjective to describe her to your friends, the first and only word that comes to mind is "nice."

After Amal Clooney dumps George, he'll probably end up with another rando vanilla white chick (VWC).

The VWC smiled without guile, her eyes staring blankly ahead. No, she wouldn't write books, cure cancer, or even become Class Mom, but maybe that nice boy with the pretty eyes would soon stop by and say hi.

vanilla white chick (VWC) by Forgettable Nanny May 3, 2016

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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