A song on the Mystery Disc by Frank Zappa.
Selected lyrics:

"I loved you since in grammar school
When we were sniffing glue..."

"Charva, my darling,
The only love I had,
I hope you will forgive me dear,
For punching out your dad..."

"Charva, oh, Charva,
I love you more and more,
I swear it ain't because your father
owns a liquor store..."
by pandammonium November 28, 2006
Charva: Male charvas are loud annoying youths who hang around on streey corners smoking lambert and buttlers and drinking the cheepest cider they can get there hands on. however this is often a problem as they are always unwilling to pull there hands from out of there underwere or take them off the girlfriends arse. For some reason they feel the need to continuosly spit directly bettween there shoes and it is a wonder that there fake rockport shoes are not permanantly cacked in spit. They were clothes that are hidious and that they like to think are expensive but are actually cheep nock offs bought from market stalls in spain were there mother has taken her new boyfriend on a holiday. they like to were there nock off burburry hats at a ridiculasly high angle on there heads and for some rreason as yet not known gel there hair before they put there hats on. The girls i can only assume, get a coke can and spray there fringe around the can using enouf hair spray to put quite a large hole in the o-zone layer. They also always look oringe from using too much foundation. They were alot of white and like skin tite trousers. they always are seen hanging on to some idiot boyfriend and is usualy pregnant or seen pushing pushchairs around town. When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths. After carefull thought and analysis i decided that the closest thing that charvas can be described as being like are blackbirds and pigeons. And this is only because both the birds and charvas seem to live off tab ends and chewing gum.
When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths.
by Malkin May 31, 2004
Charva is a word that originates from the west end of newcastle. often referred to as the best end by charvas. a charva is someone who can often be found drinkin bella on street corners or local parks. after 2 or 3 bottles they are often found staggering home abusing anyone who passes at about 10:30 at night
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE im a charva ha ha ha
by Micky The Charva May 05, 2004
Charvas are the scum of the universe and should be shot. They treat other people like they are shit, when the charvas are the ones standing on street corners looking like prostitutes. Most charv girls get pregnant b4 they are 20, and loads have abortions b4 they are 15. Their clothes are tacky,disgusting and completely mismatched. Im a goth and ive had charvas grief me about the way i look and they couldnt think of a better insult if it came up and slapped them with a wet fish. They are obsessed with mothers and use this as an insult ("ya ma'!") they suck the big one and should be put into corectional faciliies till they can pronounce goth properly.
"Hoo man! Ya fuckin goffick freak!"
"wot u fink u lukin at ya stupid goffick cunt!"
by Anti Chav Lollz November 09, 2003
They think they are rocks and gane dew the monkey to get some cowies and do they have dress sence plz (no)i mean come on burghouse coats and rocports (rocky p,s)fread perry jumper tracky b's and the caps are on a 90 degrees angle well they manly from mackam land and need to get a life they stand out side the shop and try to get there dirty piss water and there cheap and chearful(cider and wine)
(ere will ya gan in da shop for is)
(who ya lookin at ya fuckin daft cunt)
(ew lead is a fag)
(Will ya buck me m8 like ew)
by Becca n jade October 15, 2003
coomon shit heads only out to cause misery and pain....a complete waste of space, a cancer of earth, probably the source of all STDs in the known world. all charvs should die......the world would be so much better without them and the streets would finally be safe to walk at night without the words:who ya lookin at ya daft cunt???or sweaty two comin thru!!!
wye aye!!!lets gan down the monkey daft cunt and gan get some cowies!!!!
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
Young people who think they are the best and are always pickin fights wiv every1 for the smallest things. They hang around the streets of Newcastle smokin drinkin nd lookin untidy. There language is barely understandable. Their fashion sense consists of highly priced Rockport boots and Henry Lloyd or Fred Perry jumpers. The lasses where tight pants from Rebel Rebel in every colour and have large fringes sticin out from their head. What a waste of hair spray. The lads team their Rockports with tracksuite bottoms and Burbry caps at 45 degrees from their heads. They are usually the most popular people in school but senisible people like 2avoid them. Dont p*ss them off cause they'll "do u in"
They are often found sayin "lend 'is a tab" and drinkin cider.
by Flirt 14 May 17, 2003

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