1 definition by kayleigh + holly

charvas are a group of limited intellect teenagers who are commonly seen in bus shelters urinating themselves after a night on streets, running away from policemen because they have spent a whole £2 on a litre of cider they do not want to risk getting poured out. they are the lowest form of life and are not worth paying tax for! tax for the slapper mothers at 17 to go on the dole beeing able however with extra drug money they earn beeing able to buy hideous earings and tacky tracksuits for their foul mouthed children to wear regardless of the astrocity it will bring. we hope one day to devise a cure for the charvas who give the northeast a bad name.
by kayleigh + holly January 29, 2004
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