Charlei is th sh!t, he/she is loyal and will bite back when needed but is also chill asf at the same time, they love you frl frl but absolutely hate you. they are definitely a person to keep close to you because you know deep down that you will always need Charlei. so moral of the story, Charlei is probably one of the best people to have around with out knowing it, think about it man.
by November 16, 2020
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The name given to the toilet when one has drank too much and must hurl. The act of visiting Charley would be voiced as “I think I need to go see charley.”
ohhh i dont feel so hot, i think i need to go talk to charley
by raven21 November 3, 2005
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1.A cheap item bought to look expensive but looks cheap.
2. Something that breaks easily.
Man where did you get that charley watch from. This charley computer never works when i want it to.
by Wepnx May 21, 2006
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A Gay Comedian. A person who degrades the Gay Community with humor to entertain. Someone who tells jokes about being Gay to fit in. One who hides true feelings or emotions with joking about Gays.

Someone showing an outward appearance of guidance and support along with joking to conceal secret intention of gaining sexual favor. A fake friend playing on sympathy to get into your pants.

A predator who gives young boys/girls "mentoring" or, a "gentle push" regarding their sexual orientation. A person who gains a postion of trust by being friendly, close association, humor & fun, relating to you, only to take advantage of you.
- This funny charley cracks jokes about being Gay.

- I thougt he was cool but, he was just being a funny charley.

- He tried in get into my little brother's pants like a funny charley.

- This funny charley makes it like you're both cool together to hide what he's wants to do to you.
by joemon554 November 20, 2007
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Charley's law is similar to the laws of physics, for example the laws of physics state "what goes up, must come down". in Charley's law is says "no matter what your mum will be irrelevantly brought into a conversation at least once a day."
charleys law

example 1
person 1. "isn't it a spiffing day today?"
person 2. "yes your mum is spiffing!"

example 2
person 1. "do you think that as the human race that we are to naive and ignorant in the sense that some of use feel that we are the only intelligent race or that we simply don't care, for all we know we could just be an irrelevant race compared to something else out there?"

person 2. "I LIKE FUCKING YOUR MUM!!! HAHAHA!"
by kick201 March 4, 2009
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also know as a "mong" or the meat between a mans legs
charley mace is the chode on the mong monster
by kick201 March 4, 2009
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Makoto: loraz's checkup is finished, he's in good working order.
doc: *gripes in pain screaming*
Usagi: what's going on, doc? and for goodness sake, speak the lord's English!
Doc: I have a severe Charley Horse in my left knee
Makoto: ouch.
doc: ouch is right, li'l miss goodwrench!
loraz: *laughing hysterically*
by Stupidly Sophisticated December 24, 2013
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