Cepha 

Small light in the dark

Hey, it's dark in here!

I light up a candle, it can serve as cepha

Cepha by TSAVXXVII September 28, 2009

bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

jasmine cephas jones by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

cephone

How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.

{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!

cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

Cephalanalectomy by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007

cethan 

best ship in the school

Omg!! Do you stan cethan? I do!! Camillah and Ethan are the best ship! #cethan 4 lyfe

cethan by mai sakurajima March 3, 2021

Cephalopodsexual

When you wanna FUCk a squid

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual

Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019