A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of
celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most
mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.
Celebriligious zealots are often spotted
reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Ex. 1:
Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and
retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"
Regular person: "I hate you."
Ex. 2:
Regular person: "What are you doing?"
Celebriligious person: "Just
reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African
babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"
Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."
Ex.
3:
Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"
Regular person: "May I help?"