1 definition by Mister_BS
A celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.
Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading "Us Weekly" or "People Magazine" or watching E!.
Ex. 1:
Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"
Regular person: "I hate you."
Ex. 2:
Regular person: "What are you doing?"
Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"
Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."
Ex. 3:
Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"
Regular person: "May I help?"
Celebriligious person: "OMFG did you hear?!?! Spencer Pratt just <did something douchey and retarded and not remotely interesting>!!! How amazingly interesting!!"
Regular person: "I hate you."
Ex. 2:
Regular person: "What are you doing?"
Celebriligious person: "Just reading in the latest People Magazine about how Brangelina's going to adopt another dozen African babies -- how sweet! And just look at what Paris Hilton was wearing last Saturday!! I just love her!!"
Regular person: "I hate myself for talking to you."
Ex. 3:
Celebreligious person: "Oh no! I forgot to TiVo the new episode of "The Hills"!! I just might kill myself!!"
Regular person: "May I help?"
by Mister_BS January 26, 2010