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1.
Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's
Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!
by wynts January 24, 2007