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Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

Castagneri 

A last name meaning "chestnut seller" in Italian. only the most strange yet badass group of people have the honor of sharing this beautiful name.
Wow, Nicole Castagneri is so strange.

Yeah but she's such a badass. I wish I was more like her.
Castagneri by arnulfogonzales August 24, 2011

Castagnola 

Hey go grab that Castagnola, I spilled some vodka.
Castagnola by Nick Lococo January 3, 2012

Rae Castagno Taft 

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.
Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.
Rae Castagno Taft by Tayler Holder December 17, 2021

Castagneri 

A noun describing a person capable of inspiring extreme awe. Direct allusion to the family name "Castagneri," of Italian origin meaning "chestnut seller," or possibly "nutty."
See that guy with the mustache? He's a real Castagneri. I want to be like him someday.
Castagneri by DomenicaCorona September 22, 2013