Carpino 

Homosexual fish with rare ability to paint your house when your not looking. A Carpino feeds only on cigerettes and marinated steaks or chickens.

That Carpino painted my toilet!

You Carpinoed this entire dinningroom.

Carpino by Shaunty January 6, 2005

mario carpino 

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

mario carpino by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

carpin' all them diems 

The CHAD version of Carpe diem (seize the day).

Like YOLO, carpin' all those diems underscores the finite nature of life, the importance of taking risks and not placing unnecessary strain on your tiny brain.

In short: Don't think about it

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin' all them diems." - Summer - Rick and Morty (2013) Season 3 episode 2 "Rickmancing the Stone"

carpin' all them diems by That one dude..!@gh December 3, 2017

carpini'd 

To get a very bad deal on an automobile purchase.

Did you see Eric's new ride? He got carpini'd yo!

carpini'd by Spoonee G April 20, 2009

carcinogenic 

has the power to give someone or something cancer

If inhaled too much, chloroform can be carcinogenic

carcinogenic by Oceanwalker May 11, 2016

cariño 

cariño, Spanish:
1. n love, affection;
2. n darling, honey

Ven aquí, cariño! (Come here, darling!)

cariño by gherardesci April 28, 2009

Carcinojenny 

An otherwise attractive woman who ruins it all by smoking - a reference to the carcinogens contained in cigarettes.

"I thought that she was hot until I saw her light up and realized she was a carcinojenny."

"The best thing about a carcinojenny is that she is guaranteed to have an oral fixation."

"The entrance to the club was crowded with carcinojennies smoking in the cold."

Carcinojenny by Senor Cameltoe January 2, 2009