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Carlow. Better than Laois but still a shitehole. Bad footballers and worse hurlers. Only thing going for it is its proximity to Dublin. It was the late 90s when the first generation left the fields behind for office jobs. They might as well been cows looking into a combine.
'Growing up as the middle child of seven children, I was irrelevant, I was the Carlow of Ireland'.
Carlow by Mrm0j0r1s1n March 25, 2019
Described by Barnaby Harmsley as a total dump full of scumbags in the suncreen parody Boozing in 99
"Live in Cork once but leave before it makes you wooly, Never live in Carlow, It's a total dump full of scumbags"
Carlow by Dave1892 April 27, 2006

Jenny from Carlow

“Ah lad, You should have seen me last Thursday, I was Jenny from Carlow
Jenny from Carlow by PLangerz March 25, 2023

Carlos Sol

He is one of the most hated people in South Florida. He is known to get with 7th graders.
7th grade Girl: Hey do you know Carlos Sol? He tried to get with me at the party yesterday.
Friend: Yeah I know him! I got with him last week!
Carlos Sol by dummycow April 23, 2020
Carlota is the most wild, fun and sweet person that you will ever meet. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She ALWAYS knows how to have fun. She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her, she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she is completely trustworthy. She is super smart, completely GORGEOUS. She is the best girl to go out with. Carlotas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic. She is VERY TICKLISH hehehe. i know a carlota and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, Never and I mean NEVER let her go!
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlota, she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlota by red peacock April 25, 2020

Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016