Something that you refer to somebody as after they have stated an obvious fact; the captain of obvious. can be used in contexts as...
1. "Thank you captain obvious."
2. "Captain obvious strikes again!"
3. "thanks for the imput, captain obvious"
1-"Check out the sky"
1-"Thank you captain obvious"
that fucktard who's always lurking arround waiting for the chance to explain anything about a situation known to everyone.
common state ments made by captain obvious are things such as 'wow guys look its raining'. Yes captain obvious is that guy who leaves everyone thingking 'you dense mother fucker'
captain obvious: hey we have schoool on moday
person: thanks for that captain obvious
captain obvious: thats ok
person: you dense mother fucker
Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.
Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc
Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."
Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."
A person who states the evident to the exasperation of others.
You stub your toe on a coffee table and shriek in pain.
Captain Obvious says, "Dude, did that hurt?"
You Reply: "Duh! Captain Obvious!"
julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
A very lazy super hero that never is out there saving people.
Jake:I fail at life.
Ian: ZOMG, what are you doing HERE Captain Obvious, THE WORLD NEEDS YOU!!!!!!