Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 20, 2005

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 14, 2006

thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009