Deepz0ne is a very well known cracker. Read below for history:
Microsoft have been bust yet again. They have been using a cracked version of Sound Forge to create files that are inside the Windows Tour folder.
These files have been made with Sound Forge 4.5 (The cracked version) first cracked by a cracker called "Deepz0ne".
Deepz0ne was one of the founders of the cracking group "Radium" and cracked the first ever Sound Forge 4.5, for illegal, pirate use.
It seems that Microsoft have got the pirate copy, and just made the files on that.
How do I fnd this you ask? Do the following:
Click "My Computer"
Double click the C:/ Drive (Local Disk)
Double click the "WINDOWS" folder
Double click the "Help" folder
Double click the "Tours" folder
Double click the "WindowsMediaPlayer" folder
Double click the "Audio" folder
You will then be presented with WAV files. Right click any one of these, and open it with NotePad. Scroll right to the bottom and you should see this:
"2000-04-06 IENG Deepz0ne ISFT Sound Forge 4.5" The first 4 digits may alter, but everything else stays the same.
As you can clearly see, Deepz0ne's cracked SoundForge was used to create these files, which is illegal. Also considering microsoft is against it...
Look it up on your PC, you will see how much Microsoft are liars, and also fakes.
Do you know Deepz0ne at all Microsoft? No? Thought not...
November 19, 2004
The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.
It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.
I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.
The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.
All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?
Ask.com: 1st Result
A Brief History on movies at the cinema!
Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?
Ask.com: 1st Result
10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11
Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
November 27, 2004
Someone who says something that is so obvious, it's not worth remembering what the person actually said.
Jim: Hey, the world is in the universe!
Timmy Mallet: Well Well, thank you Captain Obvious *throws in acid pool
An extremely stable Operating system, and drives server/networks like a dream, due to hardly ever going down, or having to reboot, can stay up for years due to its rock solid code.
Also, the only thing which stands between Microsoft and World Domination.
Microsoft programmers also make their programs/OS's on Linux boxes....
Microsoft tried to dominate the world, but Linux jumped up and stabbed them in the face.
The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.
Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.
Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*
November 19, 2004
Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:
Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes
Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.
PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly
Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*
Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.
Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*
Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"
Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.
Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!
Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*
PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!
Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*
Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!
Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?
Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!
Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......
Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!
Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*
Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!
Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!
Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!
Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?
Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!
Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!
Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!
Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*
Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?
Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...
Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!
Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!
Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*
Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*
PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*
Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!
PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!
Edie Mcredie: no.....
PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*
Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*
PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*
Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!
And that is the basic layout of the program.
Copyright Jon and George