CaptOllie 

To horrendously mess up a word

Bill captollied the word "many" yesterday and spelled it with a "g".

CaptOllie by George McScrooge December 24, 2008

Cactoplie

Putting a cactus in your butt for sexual pleasure

I’ve been walking funny since my wife got me into cactoplie

Cactoplie by Da milk man October 1, 2025