the universal jewish superhero for stoners everywhere, capn cashed always saves the day with his amazing toking powers.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.
unsuspecting citizen: "my bowl is almost done, but i'm not sure if its cashed or not."
capn cashed: -lowers sunglasses- "don't worry, ma'am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day."
citizen: "my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn"
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- "just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!"
capn cashed: -lowers sunglasses- "don't worry, ma'am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day."
citizen: "my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn"
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- "just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!"
by nicole bulte June 21, 2008
Someone who never dies, because they exist only in the internet. Often accompanied by non-existing roommates. After a fake death of that person, it's very recommended to make pink banners and wallpapers, accompanied by gay poems.
by Datrio August 26, 2003
The hoopiest of froods. The epitome of super fucking awesomeness. A hyperbole to end all hyperboles.
by Capn Dan September 8, 2008
"master manipulator" who easily fooled a bunch of "scooby doo kids" into thinking he was real and they feel for it so easily it make me LOL.
FFU loves their Captain Action so much they tried to have oral sex with him on the internet. His cyber slut is Yimi.
by shit eater October 7, 2003
A Modern Warfare 2 free for all gametype created by Conor Boyle during summer 2010 (before black ops announced their 'one in the chamber' gametype) where all the players must start with a magnum with any attachment. Players must shoot all ammo out until they have as many bullets as there are people in the game BEFORE moving (so if theres 4 people including you, you have 3 bullets) and you must kill them all with 1 bullet each. you may pick up a persons ammo after you have killed them. Game ends when all players are dead except one. And while playing the game you must run around saying "YERG!! Im Capn Jack Sparrow! Yerg!!" as a reference to pirates of the carribbean
by TastiestFoot September 20, 2010
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